sometimes mac donald’s is good.

I didn’t mean to be such a tremendous fat ass.  I mean, I was indeed being a tremendous fat ass when I hit the Mac Donald’s drive-thru at ten thirty at night.  I ordered a big mac meal with a coke and also a chicken sandwich with cheese.

 

That is being a tremendous fat ass.  But thanks to the incompetence of the local Mac Donald’s staff, I got a strawberry milkshake, a large coke, two chicken sandwiches and my big mac meal.

 

And I ate it all.

 

I was so hungry.  The fries didn’t make it home.  They could have pulled me over and charged me with driving under the influence of French fries.

 

I was shoving these things in my mouth by the handful.  I disgusted myself at how ravenous I was about these freaking French fries. 

 

I’m disgusted right now as I finish off the second chicken sandwich.

 

Sometimes ya just gotta eat what you want to eat, what you really feel like eating.  It happens.  Just don’t make a habit of it.  Two fast food meals in a row is plenty.  Any more than that and you’re just being a lazy fat ass.  Too lazy to go to freaking grocery store and get some food.  So you just cruise into some place fat.

 

You just gotta refocus on the overall plan and don’t give up and say screw it.  I already ate Mac Donald’s three times this week.  I might as well just go again.

 

Mac Donald’s is like crack to an addict man.  It just tastes so good.  And once you’ve had a taste you crave nothing but another.

 

Stop, step back and refocus.

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