I hade about the best work out I’ve had in months tonight getting my ass beat at basketball by some punk ass teenager.
Kid killed me. 24-10 and then 24-15. Dude, my feet hurt. I might have to upgrade my 15 dollar Starbury’s for some better sneakers. Because surely it’s not my old, tired feet.
I wasn’t even gonna play ball tonight. I was gonna shoot around for a minute then ride the bike. More like I’m gonna try and give myself a heart attack trying to beat punk asses at the Y. Please know that these punk asses included my nephew whom is one of my best friends. So it’s a good group of guys, mostly younger but we had a dude older than me out there too, but it’s mostly teens. My reference to them as punk asses is meant in a light hearted ribbing kind of way.
Like when Dave Chappell says, “Peace, bitches.”
Kid’s name is Jacob Jenkins. http://wisconsin.scout.com/a.z?s=193&p=8&c=1&nid=2873791
I’m hoping the Wildcats or even Louisville, or Xavier or anyone local gets interested. That would be cool. I could watch him on TV and brag about how he used to kick my ass at the Y.
He did let me just go past him a couple times. It really could have been worse. If I could of bought a 3 ball that might have helped.
I’m back under 200 lbs, bitches. Need to stay there the rest of my life.
Been trying to avoid the fast food. Fast food kills, man. McDonald’s is like cocaine. You just want it. And after you have it, you just want more of it.
I think I only had fast food twice this week if you count Sunday. Sunday I had White Castle on the way down to the White Brother Funk recording session. Then a little later I piled some Chinese buffet on it. And I know I could eat as much as I wanted ‘cause it was all coming out shortly.
It’s like the White Castles cause a reaction in my stomach. Everything I eat after White Castles turns into some kind of almost liquid sludge in my intestines. And as soon as the pressure on the anus builds to that point, everything just simply falls out the bottom.
It’s really kind of disgusting.
That is it actually. Now I think about it. That’s all the fast food I’ve had all week. So that’s good. I do try to avoid it. But man, sometimes you just gotta have that fix.
The longer you go with out the easier it gets.
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